Are You A Democrat, Republican, or Southerner?
How many unborn toddlers were murdered today because of the humanistic, paganish decisions of the United States Supreme Court?

Stop the
Murder of
Unborn
Toddlers

“Anyone, then, who knows the good he ought to do and doesn’t do it, sins.” James 4: 17 (NIV)


Since my last five posts were about the Supreme Court’s decision on the “partial birth abortion” law, I thought I would have a little change of pace tonight. I received the following by e-mail yesterday. I’ve only made slight alterations which I have identified except for the numbering which was also done by me. Most of it though is not from me, so don’t blame me if you don’t enjoy it.

Here is a little test that will help you decide. You're walking down a deserted street with your wife/husband and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? Democrat's Answer: 01) Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! 02) Does the man look poor or oppressed? 03) Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? 04) Could we run away? 05) What does my wife/husband think? 06) What about the kids? 07) Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
08) What does the law say about this situation? 09) Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? 10) Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? 11) Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? 12) Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? 14) If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? 15) Should I call 9-1-1? 16) Why is this street so deserted? 17) We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. 18) This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. 19) Surely we can negotiate an amicable solution—my addition. (Oops, too late, all four in the family have been stabbed to death—my addition. I think this conclusion is implied in the material but not specifically stated. Sometimes, it is best to state the obvious—my addition)

Republican's Answer: BANG!
Southerner's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
Wife: "You aren't taking that to the Taxidermist!"